05/08/2012
Embroidered Bronte Jacket
and tie, and would that be a
novel work to keep me warm?
Or would it be frippery?
Useless against the roaring
onslaught of whuthering winds.
The work of delicate hands
or machine made, computer
generated fiction?
06/08/2012
Swim with whale sharks
if you fancy
playing with a
chokey feeder.
Swim with whale sharks
who surely need distracting
from the gulpy, chokey process
of assimilating krill.
Swim in whale shark’s
coughed-up water,
play in waves
of plankton soup.
Swim with whale sharks
for the trip of a lifetime.
Entertain leviathans
for that truly sharky thrill.
07/08/2012
Wedding plain umbrellas,
sheltering hearts from the
onslaught of living love,
make baby smart havens
from porcupine showers;
make portable somewheres
to nestle; and hide, away.
Crocs shoes could well be
some kind of revenge.
Made from the finest
skin, slow-tanned on a
Californian
beach, oiled and toned;
fed on a diet of
wheat grass and berries.
Superfood making
supershoes?
08/08/2012
Stag and Hen in
Snowdonia,
minus the pea
green boat, still with
the honey and
maybe the money,
but sat on a
mountain goat.
09/08/2012
Elderly walk in showers,
in showers of life and rainbows
of love; of living without
and living within
showers of fortune.
Elderly walk in showers.
Stunning vodka luges
the alcoholic slide,
on a curly frozen
mountain for a tipsy
mythic Yeti or a
diamond-shiny bride.
10/08/2012
Womens day shoes
worn once on Womens’ Day?
or dull cousins
to flirty evening styles?
Rainy day shoes;
happy skippy shoes;
powershoes? Or shoes
left behind, remnants;
half price in a sale.
11/08/2012
Relish, oh relish
this! Ahhhh! Ohhhh! Mmmmm!
enjoy and inhale,
breathe and relax.
Dribble and drool
relish; shshhh. Secret
delights; relish and
savour, yes savour.
Fly 53 jackets
slow baked, no microwave
please. we like the flufy
texture of oven baked
jackets; and we’d like them
like yesterday; sooner.
So wake up the pilot
rev up the engines,
pack the potatoes and
fly 53 jackets.
12/08/2012
Bran muffin recipe
for a long and happy life
unites world federation
in search of the man
who lives in Drury Lane.
Have you seen him?
yes, we’ve seen him;
here he comes again
13/08/2012
Car body repairs
itself in miracle
intervention by
ten-year old genius
star of reality
TV comp as children
prove to be saviours
of old car bodies.
Stro interiors,
Why stro interiors?
Why not stro porches or
pathways? Maybe even
people? And why stick to
a standard stro, why not
explore the luxury
upgraded, debugged
UD compatible
smart stro that needs no
human intervention.
14/08/2012
Pro wedding photography?
I think so. It would be a
tad churlish to be anti…
unless of course one views with
hindsight, and resents the cost
of recording the start of
a dismally broken adventure
into Doomed Couplehood.
15/08/2012
Small garden sheds
small garden image,
with outdoor rooms
adding plump interest,
creating illusions
of endless space;
with shedloads
of potential,
small garden
thinks big.
17/08/2012
Eclipse 120 garden tables
might just mean putting them in the shade
of vampires, subclipse of the bigger
picture; or positioned under one
twenty Scottish Widow umbrellas
ready to unfurl; to eclpise their
jagged moons over summer sunshine
garden tables; theirs a welcome shadow.
18/08/2012
Hedge plants need hedge funds
especially for longer boundaries
or creating major distractions,
so hedge your bets and plant your saplings;
dribble your funding
or splash your cash in
border investments.
20/08/2012
Crosby hooks, or should that be
Crosby claws way up a tree?
Delicate looking, Crosby’s hooks
see-through pink and very long;
hidden in palest ginger paws
Crosby’s hooks are sharp and strong.
Prowling roof and treetop places,
Crosby likes this living high
happy to be near the sky.
30/08/2012
Shongololo rail tours
Shongololo. Half formed
images creep around
the edges of my brain,
ululating Shongololo
to the rhythm of the track;
in killing heat and wasteland
where the dry air spills into
my open, empty lungs
the millipede of sound
rolls out into the future.
10/09/2012
uk deed poll service
millions in will, says
parrot spokesperson.
Poll service under
funded, he says off
the top of his head.
Merchant navy training
want perfect painters:
anything to rope you in,
anchor you to the post
of official illustrator
with a watercolour talent
and lots of moral fibre.
Abandoned, but not forgotten, these crumbs were found and added en masse on Friday 6 June 2014:
exhibition stands design
better steel fabrications;
fabrications being key.
Or should that be the thieving?
After all we come to know
designs do get stolen.
And better than standing,
I would recommend …ah
comfort is the fabrication,
the seating is the steel.
Boudicca Ship reviews:
portable fishing boats
will carry Miss Ship’s
reviews all over the
harbour, and instantly
people will know if she
likes them, likes them not.
Petition the ladybird
to flyaway home.
Indian railways map
harmony mediation;
delays (it’s the rainy season)
reveal pioneer harmony
mapping document in
Indian railway archives.
Jubilant railway sends
big I told you so to rival.
Trans Indonesia dive tour
age concern stairlifts
plans for much younger
tour. Correction: airlifts.
Tour lacks originality
complain divers members
of a trans Indonesian
think- tank
Portsmouth wedding venue
friendly builder near you,
up close and personal
will not harm your venue
might have designs on your
wedding: Portsmouth being
already spoken for.
J Class regatta rib hire
Yes please, J, I’d love to hire
regatta ribs and maybe
long-line legs in tan. And hair,
do you have wild, wind-swept blonde?
I feel a sea-change coming on.
Merchant navy training
David Jones photography
with special emphasis
on getting Davey in
and out, of his world
famous locker.
Buy hypertherm on line
lunch catering services.
Sorry that should be live;
live lunches with hyper
therm to keep them
hotter, or colder than
your order specified.
And keep your lunch
hyper ready all day.
Nine feet tall
exit strategy planning
declares need
for tall exit also
to accommodate
up to nine feet
as all nine footers
erupt in raucous joy
and nine feet tapping
fills the auditorium.
Npl training
course Cantata group
in preparation
for refined chorus,
makes significant
improvement to tone;
notes impressive range
and rejoices in sound
management strategy.
Evening impro classes
folding venue seating
as triumph of logic;
as creative response
in the current climate;
escape from the confines
of this way or that way.
Promises glory,
future perfection
for folding venues.
Waterjet cutting:
Gluten free cookies
exclusive, jetcut
into fairy tales.
Totally free of
glutenous memory,
tracking cookies, cut
and blocked to size,
by cool clear water.
Backup Data recovery
immanent, and who knows how
much Data might have changed.
So stand well clear, mind your back,
sentient robots are still
very much unknown quantities.
Perfect steel fabrication
there really is no such thing.
The perfect steal always
attracts the perfect cop,
and media; the writer
will seek to base TV
drama or best seller
on something so perfect
it already makes headlines.
Steel yourself, the perfect steal
truly is fabrication.
Polytunnel sheep housing
new roaming solution;
on cold crisp mornings when
daffodils are still nodding,
sheep roaming warms our hearts
brightens our mouthfuls of
marmalade toast with hot
hazelnut latte. Dribbles
anticipation into
the weekend, and Sunday roasted
polytunnel sheep.
WordPress developers
send a free text when you
goof, smileys for your red face;
wouldn’t that be fun instead
of dropping your biscuit
into the mug. Crumbs
in hot water.
Anonymous.
Bored in this country into
lithological units
formed in the quaternary,
the ores are extracted from
alluvial deposits
and fashioned to watch,
silent, on the face of time.
Nepal orphanage volunteer
grannies for cloud exchange promo;
win yourself a Nepalese gran
while the old gran is busy
knitting software for
Nepalese orphans.
BA youth work in Scotland
where humbug features
with beef-fat fried mars bars,
a speciality
of ba youth, who also
hold down jobs in places
as far afield as Spain,
Singapore, Senegal,
Surinam and Swaziland.
Make a conference call,
pinch it, squeeze it,
make it call, yell, shout;
make it squeak out loud.
Be a little rough with it,
or try the smooth approach;
a conference can be
tricky to get started,
but once you’ve tried our app
you’ll never have a moment
of stubbornly silent
conference ever again.
Poole solar panels,
pool as many
as you can muster;
pooled panels will heat
your pool, pooled panels
will see you swimming
all the year around.
Last Minute cruise offers
to take you with him, today.
Last Minute not being
his name for nothing.