Hand Held

09/08/2012

Virgin slithers through my door

lands on my doormat: use me.

Choose me, Virgin attempts to

seduce me with speed and cost,

squeezing through my letterbox

between dominos and direct

lines. Virgin flies from postbag to

recycling without much human

intervention. Just the odd hand.

 

10/08/2012

Buy me, buy two, you know

you want me, here by the

cool river, crisp and wet

on summer-dry heat. Come;

buy me, buy two get one

free. White or red, buy me.

 

13/08/2012

Fracking comes,

to a county near you.

Hydraulic peppermint

oil for trapped gasses;

ruptures havoc

with your waterworks;

quakes the guts in a quest

of poisonous devilry

and must be

warned to

frack off.

 

15/08/2012

Telegraph money

save on bills,

compare the…

oh no not

cute furry animals

with twirly moustaches,

keep up Richard, and

bat your eyelashes.

Telegraph money

or ping on your phone,

collecting your nectar

without leaving home.

Save money with us

its a jungle out there.

 

02/09/2012

Are you insured enough?

Are you fully protected

against life, and living

in a modern world?

For a fee Which will

explain the deal on

your wedding, your car,

your travel, your home:

event, pet, your life,

your body, your actions,

your hopes, and how

maybe, just maybe

you might feel safely

all warm and fuzzy.

 

07/09/2012

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to fill you with facts

that will free you up

to be that someone

we think you should be.